February 05, 2003

Photonic Ramblings
I have a junior, whom I shall refer to as Photon, he has a habit of penning down his incoherent thoughts and that too in hindi. The transcripts read as if a schizoid has written it but mind you this guy is a straight A student. Here are a couple of samples.

Samay To Ek Abhilasha Hai
Samay ka hamari dincharya mein bahut adhik mahatva hai. Jiske pas samay hai uske pas duniya ke kunji hai kyon ki uske pas khana khane ke liye bahut samay hota hai. Wah apne kutte se bhi bahut pyar se khel sakta hai. Jab wah theek se kuch karyaa karta hai to use ananta anand ki prapti hoti hai jiske karan use apni zindagi mein har din deepavali ka anubhav hota hai. Atah humein samay ka palan karna chahiye.

Translation:
Time is just an aspiration
Time is very important in our daily routine. One who has time has all the wealth in the world because he has a lot of time to spare to have his meals. He can lovingly play with his dog. When he does any chore properly he gets utmost satisfaction because of which he feels like Deepavali* everyday. Hence, we should all be punctual.

*: Deepavali or Diwali is the festival of lights celebrated by Hindus. It generally falls in the month of Oct or Nov. read more


Charitra ke Phehlu
Vyakti ke charitra par vaani ka bahut adhik prabhav rehta hai. Wah vyakti jo bena ruke teen saal tak bol sakta hai aur wah bhi jise tarju taul ke wah bahut lambi aangooliyon waale jadugar ke tone karne ke kshmata rakhta hai.

Dilli shahar mein mare ghaghro ko ghumiya. Chidiya ke pair ulte the jisase jasoos ko uske dayan hone ka shak ho gaya. Yeh janane par usne ek chapati par diya salayi se chipka kar us par teen paise rakh kar khila diya. Yeh karne se chidiya ka vajan ghatne laga or duniya mein khusi chaa gayi. Es vidhi ko puratan kali vigyan mein patli vidhi kahte hain. Es vidhi keval lambi aangooliyon wala jadugar hi prayog kar sakta hai. Itihaas bhi gavaha hai ki jab jab patli vidhi ka prayog kara gaya hai motape ka nam or nishan mit gaya hai. Atah hum sab ko apne charitra par mahatva dena chahiye aur use apne kshetra mein rakhna chaiye.

Translataion:
Facets of Character
A person's character is influenced a lot by language. One who can talk nonstop for three years and one who balances using a weighing balance and has the ability to cast a spell on magicians with long fingers.

In the city of Delhi my ghagra* flutters. Sparrow had antipodal feet so the sleuth wondered if she was a witch. When he came to know of this he took a took three pennies, pasted it on a chapati** using a matchstick and fed it to her. Because of which the sparrow started losing weight and happiness spread all over the world. This ritual according to ancient black science is known as slimming ritual. History bears witness that whenever slimming ritual was practised obesity has been wiped out. Hence we all should give importance to our characters and keep it within our limits.

*: ghagra is a traditional pleated skirt worn by women in state of Rajasthan in India.
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**chapti is the traditional indian bread.
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