xXx
Watched xXx yesterday morning while they were drawing out my blood, oh man what a crappy movie it is...!!! I have seen XX movies with better acting :P. I was really really sad to see Sam Jackson play some scarfaced NSA man. And when did NSA start tracking the russian mafia? I thought that was CIA's job. And oh boy, America's talent pool has really hit the pits I think because they go about recruiting criminals to become agents, my oh my, the country will really really benefit from the intel these idiots gather.

Bulls and Bails Presents
I was browsing through politech last night, when The Dude messaged me asking for my resume, he wanted it for some comm skills assignment. After the resume issue was resolved, The Dude told me that he plans to make a movie. I thought it would be fun to play along and get into his head. What follows is a transcript of that chat.

[ChatTranscript]
[The Dude] dude
[The Dude] thr??
[cypherpunk] yeah
[The Dude] yup
[The Dude] send me all the resumes you have
[cypherpunk] for wat?
[The Dude] i need to prepare my resume for an assignment......so wanna have a look
[cypherpunk] k
[The Dude] or tell me where have yo keptit on your comp

Waiting for [The Dude] to accept the file "resume.himanshu.24082002.rtf" (139 Kb, less than 2 minutes with a 28.8 modem). Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the file transfer.

Transfer of file "resume.himanshu.24082002.rtf" has been accepted by [The Dude]. Starting transfer...

Sending of "resume.himanshu.24082002.rtf" to [The Dude] has failed.

[The Dude] dude tell me your password and in while drie is it
[The Dude] drive
[cypherpunk] \\cypherpunk\The Dude$
[The Dude] ok
[The Dude] you had a few plps resume also with you right?
[cypherpunk] nope
[The Dude] ok
[cypherpunk] k
[The Dude] oj there
[cypherpunk] nope
[The Dude] ok
[cypherpunk] k
[The Dude] what you upto man
[cypherpunk] just reading some stuff
[The Dude] regard?
[The Dude] regarding?
[cypherpunk] general stuff
[cypherpunk] toi
[The Dude] ic......so man what have you been upto lately
[cypherpunk] nothing man
[The Dude] is there any exam for directing some stuff or movie making
[cypherpunk] wat kinda exam?
[The Dude] i think i can ace that exam
[cypherpunk] u making a movie?
[The Dude] planning to direct one....
[cypherpunk] for?
[The Dude] have watched so much stuff in recent time that can make up a good shit man
[cypherpunk] cool
[cypherpunk] do u have ne ideas?
[The Dude] like now i started watching alias...ican guesswhats he gonna do next
[cypherpunk]u started watching wat?
[The Dude] no thinking on it.......see some good theme.....and i am sure i can develop it pretty well
[The Dude] Alias
[cypherpunk] and whos gonna be on ur team and all?
[The Dude] not yet planned ...i was thinking for a long while ...what industry will suit the name bulls and bails.Inc*
[The Dude] this will definately
[cypherpunk] sure man doesnt matter wat name u pick
[cypherpunk] does 20th century fox make ne sense to u, no...
[The Dude] yeah thats there.........
[The Dude] but anyway ...i am now planning to read all the nuke histroy ...and make a movie about current operations of CIA
[cypherpunk] whoa damn nice...
[The Dude] the booming of the car...which suppoed ot had thier own agent in it..when it was boobed
[cypherpunk] care to elaborate please
[The Dude] read that some where
[The Dude] boomed
[The Dude] yeah it seems they had some confusion ofsome shit...
[cypherpunk] u shud hav a counter intelligence agent too
[The Dude] also making up my own story on line of the spy in CIA caught and kept in house coustody for life......this office ho asked for operation in cousody right now...
[The Dude] cos no one hd approved that mission
[The Dude] and same case going onm for some missions in iraq
[The Dude] soe thing on these lines
[cypherpunk] yeah i saw that in one of the vids i d/led
[cypherpunk] u planning to put in some hot chics ?
[The Dude] yeah obviously...
[cypherpunk] cool man...
[cypherpunk] like a female agent or something?
[The Dude] will have to make new charaters for them or make some key agents girls
[The Dude] yeah
[cypherpunk] alrite
[cypherpunk] and who r these guys gonna fite? the terrorists or some commies who still operate from russia?
[The Dude] should let my imagination go wild man......it makes up really good stories....
[cypherpunk] yeah man u shud
[The Dude] yeah make a mix man.......that will make it longer ......and more intense .....will ahve 2- 3 things going on at same time.....some like the frame work by 24
[cypherpunk] ah ic... so u gonna involve the agents family life and all?
[The Dude] nono.....totally field sence.......no emotions ......just all professional....as near to reality as possible
[cypherpunk] but agents hav problems dealing with their private lives man, u shud try and deal with the emotional parts as well, dont u think?
[cypherpunk] i mean dont u think that it wud be a good idea to give the agents a emotional touch
[The Dude] yeah...........but not extensive.......i wanna get arealitiy effect whatever it takes iam read to put it in
[cypherpunk] ic, u planning to add a lotta sfx and all?
[cypherpunk] like matrix?
[The Dude] no....not like that .....which seems realy in present time ..with present tech
[The Dude] anyway when you plp planning to sleep?
[cypherpunk] yea i guess u dont wanna make it like a bond flick
[The Dude] yeah...
[cypherpunk] yea and r there gonna be a bunch of heros or just one?
[The Dude] no one signal hero win a battle on solo....that what the fact is
[cypherpunk] hmmm...
[The Dude] i am planning to come down if you are not planning to sleep any time soon
[cypherpunk] so neway tell me who r u gonna cast man?
[The Dude] you suggest.............
[The Dude] let start with some indians.......which will be in r.a.w
[cypherpunk] oh nationalistic film and all
[cypherpunk] i thot u were gonna make it on the CIA agents
[The Dude] yeah........as you may have rad...now as indian is provind very use fill intelegence they have signed up defence intel sahreing agreement
[The Dude] so need to give it feeling of indian
[cypherpunk] yea true man and then u can drop ur hero in NWFP
[cypherpunk] undercover wat do u say?
[The Dude] yeah...can do that .....
[cypherpunk] wat kinda operation wud it be thot
[cypherpunk] though
[The Dude] hmm....... thinking man.....will come to when i get again into ...some reading on some issuse concering like this
[cypherpunk] hmm u can send him in search of missing nukes maybe?
[The Dude] thats done man....
[The Dude] too many times
[cypherpunk] hmm to u want a thoda hatke film?
[The Dude] yeah....
[The Dude] not the usual.......that would freakout howle world out of its witts.....like ...some agengy ......planned to detonate all the nuke arsenal ....of all the 8 nations at one time......
[cypherpunk] whoa man doomsday and all
[cypherpunk] go ahead tell me more
[The Dude] everything is planted......ow htey are just awaiting some govt . agent to make a mistake and set the nuks off
[cypherpunk] which country's agent makes a mistake?
[The Dude] and only plp who can now save the world are with saddam
[cypherpunk] oh so uncle sam i gonna be the villian for the first time?
[The Dude] so now US has to make a decision ...to get onto it..to find these plp
[The Dude] yeah
[The Dude] no some thing likethat
[cypherpunk] ic
[cypherpunk] do u plan to add songs and dances like hindi films?
[The Dude] no man i hate it....
[cypherpunk] oh come on man isha koppikar cud earn a few bucks...
[The Dude] no man.......none of that stuff..........but yeah planning to get aditi govitrikar in
[cypherpunk] any whitey chicks u planning to get in too?
[The Dude] seen her in real life man......she is too hot
[cypherpunk] or maybe some middle eastern booty?
[The Dude] may be sera side ...csi?
[cypherpunk] sara from csi... not a bad idea
[The Dude] its sera
[cypherpunk] but u cud get nina from 24
[The Dude] no man ...
[The Dude] didn't like her much
[The Dude] the one in alias forgot her name
[cypherpunk] wat does she not hav that sara has?
[The Dude] is also quiet good
[The Dude] yeah ....can't afford a heavy one
[cypherpunk] heavy one?
[The Dude] yeah you came bak with very sharp reply so had to do that
[The Dude] heavy budget
[cypherpunk] oh... finance wise
[cypherpunk] could you weave ntu in the plot somehow?
[The Dude] anyway i am coming down there......bored in room......hall 6 sucks no one around.............
[cypherpunk] yea sure come down, lets go drink milo
[The Dude] eah
[The Dude] sure
[The Dude] cya then
[cypherpunk] yep c u in 5-10
[The Dude] whats 5-10...
[The Dude] new shop?
[The Dude] like 7-11
[cypherpunk] mins
[The Dude] ok
[cypherpunk]yea rite P
[/ChatTranscript]

* : each guy in NTU has a dream company and he proudly puts this name in the organization field when registering pirated softwares, including Windoze... ;-)